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You took me back and then said that you’d fight for me next time, so tell me why I’m alone right now


Take a joke. Take a joke?! sorry I can’t take a joke when I didn’t find the damn comment funny in the first place, and I know u didn’t mean it as a joke.


People say that they see the light when they’re dying, but how do you know its not just you coming out of another vagina?


I am soooooo hyper right now
*Why
Just ate a giant pixie’s dick
PIXIE’S DICK
Holy shirtdress.
I can’t believe that just happened to me.
*Wow you need to slow down!


Whatever you give a women, she will make it better. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, and she will give you a meal. Give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlargens what she is given. So if you give her crap, be ready for hell.


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